The Goods
A fresh bottle, with a fresh name, but the same crispness just in a freshly pressed suit. All Apple and Pear, but beware, pour yourself a glass and this Pinot Gris will have you on a ride wilder than a night at The Broken Hearts Club.
The Con
The Dandy Prat, now there’s a Pinot Gris for you. Slick and slippery, just like silk. It’s got all the delicate flavours and subtle aromas you’d expect from a Pinot Gris, but with a bit of bite. It’s cunning, sneaky. One sip and it’ll steal your heart. And let me tell you, The Dandy Prat’s got style. That golden hue is dripping with class. It’s a wine for the sophisticated thief, the one who can blend in with the high society types. Take it to the fanciest parties, and no one will be the wiser. But watch out for this sly fox. It’ll catch you off guard if you’re not paying attention. Keep your wits about you and maybe, just maybe, you can taste this fine, fine wine.
The Take
100% Kurkjian Vineyard Riesling
Alcohol: 11.5%
